cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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unative: time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
girl-hair: bunnies in the wild use lavender as perfume to attract other bunnies ♡
sorryforpartybarackin: i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
hahaharuka: if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
YAHOO HASN'T BOUGHT TUMBLR YET FFS
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
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zhevelasco: Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these…
wahtda: how to sleepover: do not sleep in your own bed that’s it you did the sleepover
nicolelthomas: How to make any music sound like dubstep: Step 1: Play music. Step 2: Turn on water via sink or shower. Step 3: Put your ear under water. Seriously. I’ve done this for months now, and it pretty much works.